why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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