yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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