i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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