Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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