A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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