is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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