You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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