The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
His nipple licking is glorious
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