found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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