Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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