singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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