What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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