We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
