What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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