dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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