I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize