"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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