i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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