Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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