You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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