she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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