Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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