so that wasnt chicken after all
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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