It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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