im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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