pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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