just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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