the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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