so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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