i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
is this the sara with the beer cane?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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