Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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