He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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