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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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