i jhust puked up my retainher.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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