when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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