Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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