scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
