Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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