i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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