just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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