On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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