Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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