I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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