Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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