Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
