Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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