when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im holly from the hills drunk
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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