my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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