YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
time to smoke my breakfast
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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