careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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