i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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