just come out here and I will go home with you...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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