chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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