Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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