I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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