Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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